Wednesday, August 5, 2009

In Bombay

I have been living in Bombay for last three weeks. I will share some of my observations during my short stay.

1. In the hustle and bustle of the city I found a gentleman wearing a tee shirt, reading, "R.K. , great place to learn and ... live." He was in his mid 30's.
2. This is the amount of Chetan Bhagat my Nokia 5300's lens could see:

3. It rains for 30 seconds at an interval of 10 minutes for a month or two.

I am in IIT, Bombay. In IIT, I have observed:

1. Mess food can be good.
2. I would like to call this place jungle. Trees are so big and heavy that those can save you from rain (only fr 20 seconds).
3. Inter hostel rivalries are very less.
4. IITs can have beautiful girls.
5. "Bombay is costly place" is myth.
6. People attend more than 80% classes. ( I wonder how and why!!)

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Airtel's Marketing Strategy

Recently I have had a funny experience with Airtel. It was related to their Hello Tunes service. I used to use  Another Brick in the Wall of  Pink Floyd  as my hello tune and it was so pathetic that in post of the phones it sounded horribly weired. So, I decided to drop the service by calling their customer care helpline number 121. Here goes the conversastion:

Airtel: Welcome to Airtel, my name is Reshmi. How can I help you?
Myself: Hi Reshmi, I want to discontinue the Hello Tunes service in my phone. Could you please tell me how can I do that?
Reshmi: May I know, sir, why do you want to discontinue it?
Myself: It's becoming too costly for me. 30 Rs. per month is no cheap for me.
Reshni: Sir, we can give you an offer. I will make you unsubscribed and subscribed to the same service and you will get the service for six months at a meagre cost of Rs 15.
Myself: Thank you for the offer, but currently I am unable to bear the cost.
Reshmi: Sir, for last three months you have been paying more than 600 Rs per month and 15 Rs is too low compared to that.
Myself: Little drops of water, little grains of sand, make the mighty ocean and the pleasant land.
Reshmi: I am sorry ?!#%$
Myself: Nothing. The tring tring sounds better to me than the Another Brick.
Reshmi: We have wide range of songs, sir.
Myself(rudely): I, simply, don't want that service.
Reshmi: OK Sir. Please type STOP and send it to 121.
Myself: Thank you.

I recalled my interview days. But her voice was sweeter than the people who interviewed me.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Why "Slumdog Millionaire", why not "Taare Zameen Par"

Why Slumdog Millionaire can win the oscar but Taare Zameen Par couldn't?

A. Slumdog's story is better and more inspiring.
B. It's a fluke.
C. Slumdog is not a bollywood movie.
D. The Slumdogs have successfully crossed the cultural barrier.

I cried after watching both the movies. I suggested people to watch both the movies. And I tag both the movies with "The movie you should watch before you die". I find both the stories larger than life.

And it's not alone I who was mesmerized by the performance of the casts, the directors and mostly the editors of both the movies. I say "editors" as you can't find a single moment in those movies when you find yourself bored. It is not only the stories which have to be good or outstanding for a movie to survive in the heart of the audience, but everything staring from actinng, costume, cinematography, music, sound, direction, editing have to be perfect, rather 'picture perfect'. 

There is a trend for the academy award winners. Historically they have been inspiring movies. The first and foremost criteria (not official though) of a movie to win the Oscar is that it has to have a happy ending. The judges of the academy awards clearly defy the line from Shelly's poem, "sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought". Though there are exceptions. But here exceptions do not prove the rule.

Slumdog Millionaire, the film tells the story of Jamal Malik, an 18 year-old orphan from the slums of Mumbai, who is about to experience the biggest day of his life. With the whole nation watching, he is just one question away from winning a staggering 20 million rupees on 'KaunBanega Crorepati?' But when the show breaks for the night, police arrest him on suspicion of cheating; how could a street kid know so much? Desperate to prove his innocence, Jamal tells the story of his life in the slum where he and his brother grew up, of their adventures together on the road, of vicious encounters with local gangs, and of Latika, the girl he loved and lost. Each chapter of his story reveals the key to the answer to one of the game show’s questions. Intrigued by Jamal’s story, the jaded Police Inspector begins to wonder what a young man with no apparent desire for riches is really doing on this game show?When the new day dawns and Jamal returns to answer the final question, the Inspector and sixty million viewers are about to find out…

To me it is more of a thriller and adventure film than a romantic film. Different people will find different chemistry in this film. There have been only a few directors of bollywood who dared to show the killing of Innocent Muslims by the Hindu fundamentalists in India. Danny didn't have any problem to show that.

The real chemistry of the film, to me, was the English dialogs. People question the logic behind the accented dialogues from a slum dweller. Having had Hindi dialogues the film could not target the global audience. The director had to keep the English dialogues to make it reached to the maximum audience. Directed by an Englishman, funded by Europe, lead by a Hindi spoken Indian and the ending lying on an answer of a question based on a french novel is truly international in nature. The film crossed all the cultural barrier to reach the people of the world, not only the people of India. To me, this is the key to success of the film.

"Bizarrely Plausible!"

I can expect different line of thinking from the bollywood directors now onwards. This film is an eyeopener for them.


D. The Slumdogs have successfully crossed the cultural barrier.

Friday, October 3, 2008

The story so far

5th March 2028

Change is not the only constant. Choice is. It is choice that leads to action; it is action that causes change.

Day in and day out, choice is everywhere - the choice to be what we want to be, the choice to do what we want to do. Good and evil, light and darkness, wealth and penury, love and hate, happiness and sadness, are all nothing but the result of the choices we make. When we choose not to choose, we’ve made a choice. Life thus is nothing but a series of choices.

And we have to choose for ourselves, no one else does it for us. It is the ultimate freedom bestowed to a living organism, the freedom to choose, and no one can take that from him. Choice thus is supreme, it is all powerful.

No person believed in the power of choice more than Srijan. He was an ordinary young man, the kind we see all around. ‘Typical boy next door’, they called him. But he wanted more, he wanted it all. He had realized the power of choice. He chose to get what he wanted, and he did. Money, power, fame, love, all kissed his feet. Only, he lacked respect. And now, as the corporate tycoon lay tied up in the corner of the dilapidated warehouse, hungry, dirty and in pain, he looked back at the choices he had made, aware of the fact that he would have to make one of the most important ones of his life, very soon.

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Sunday, August 17, 2008

Who the hell invented the following phrases!!!

What are the meaning of the following words?

open secret
larger half
clearly confused
act naturally
alone together
Hell's Angels
found missing
liquid gas
civil engineer
deafening silence
seriously funny
living dead
Microsoft Works ( The best one !!)
military intelligence
jumbo shrimp
Advanced BASIC
tragic comedy
unbiased opinion
virtual reality
definite maybe
original copies
pretty ugly
same difference
plastic glasses
almost exactly
constant variable
even odds
minor crisis
extinct life
genuine imitation
exact estimate
only choice
freezer burn
free love
working holiday
rolling stop

The best of the lot

Great Depression
free trade
peacekeeper missile
sweet tart
crash landing
now then
butt head
sweet sorrow
student teacher
silent scream
taped live
alone together
good grief
tight slacks
living dead
near miss
light tanks
old news
hot chilli
criminal justice
peace force

Monday, July 7, 2008

The gift of the magi

What do you gift in your friend's marriage? Necklace, ring, dresses, watch, greetings cards? Or more useful ones like Walkman, books, a pack of condom(believe me, these days people practice it!). Whatever you give they will perish over the flow of time. Whatever gift you give they can not be compared with the Taj Mahal neither they be compared to those given by the Magi, some two thousands years ago. By heart, we all are materialistic. Given an option, I bet, your heart will go for a diamond ring over myrrh. Men cares less about the gifts. They count money, no doubt.

This time, I had an opportunity to taste this human behavior. The subjects were my friends including myself.

There are several types of men in this world. There are various factors which make them different from the other. These factors include family background, education, financial condition etc. Since my subjects were from the families belonging to the same class of people(financially), other factors became predominant than this one. The combination of the factors can create several types of men, e.g. sober and extravagant. One can clearly see that these two characters are two different (and extreme) values of a particular parameter, it is not necessarily always true that a sober person is more educated, mentally stable, financially stout(and hence mentally) etc. but general trend follows this rule. In contrast, an extravagant can be depicted very easily. None of my subjects was of that extreme, I wish they would.

The second kind is more materialistic than the first one. This is just my observation. I don't want to draw any conclusion only from this observation as the sample space is too low to make any generalized rule. But I have come to conclude the following facts which have originated from my life long experience. I have been observing men, from a different perspective, right from my childhood.

Man is born greedy. A child wants to get a better toy than its brother or sister, a boy wants a willow bat as soon as he sees that with his friend, an adolescent boy wants a better girlfriend than anyone ever had, a grown up man wants a better car than his office colleague, an old man wants a bigger tomb over his graveyard than his ancestors ( Egypt's pyramids are the biggest examples) so on and on. These wish lists vary from the person to person with his soberness ( it is just a value of the above said parameter, one should not assume its literal meaning). Education, family back ground and the philosophy play a major role in this part. Since our childhood we have been taught to renounce than to take, we have been taught to help others but to oneself. As we grow up, surroundings warn us not to follow them, they say they are better to be at the books. As we become an adult, we circumspect and learn many more things. As we we grow older and older, the learning from our experience contradicts what we dreamt of in our early childhood. We become more and more selfish. So one must admit that education, surroundings and one's own observation play a major role in this part.

As we become more selfish, we become more materialistic. We develop a habit of taking than sacrificing. Hence we like our gifts to be more precious.

Some of us are blessed, not having too much disturbed by the surroundings and follow the ideologies developed by our ancestors. They still follow the values learnt at their childhood. They still believe that giving brings more happiness than to taking. They expect the gift to be more valuable that its 'value'.

The Magi were the wisest persons and hence were their gifts. But they don't exist today.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

My little effort

When I was in my final year of post-graduation, I faced a hell lot of problem to prepare myself for the job interviews. It was my sheer luck that I could clear my very first interview to get a job, may be they were not in search of more qualified person than what I was.
Before the interview of this company, my CV was rejected by couple of others, partly because of the lack of my persistent academic career and partly because of my CV making incapability.
One summer has passed after that time, another is coming soon. Now when I retrospect those days, I feel, was there a CV-making-software, it would do much of my job, perhaps I could land up in a better job. I feel that there are thousands of people who not only need assistance in making a mere resume, but also need other aid to prepare themselves for getting a job or at least to face an interview. They need to develop their aptitude skill, enhance their skill to use correct words in correct sentences, need to practise some questionnaire.
I am willing to help them out. With my limited knowledge of web-development, I have started building a website, which will serve these needs, at least up to some extent.
The name of the site is JobGool. There one can practise aptitude test, vocabulary test, puzzles, sample interview questionnaire and last but not least making one's resume. Even they can discuss subjective matters with their peers and recruiters. There is also a forum called JobGool Zone , powered by SMF. It is a forum powered by
This site is not a job-search site.
The effort is still in the developing phase. This blog will be incomplete without thanking Rishabh. He is working along with me to bring my dream come true.


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Anirban
JobGool Site
JobGool Zone

Friday, March 14, 2008

My Anxiety

By reading the following confession, if you conclude me to be a mad, I have nothing to do with that, that is purely up to you. All I can do is to speak the truth.
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I have recently tried to figure out the reasons of my anxiety. I am a born anxious person and it annoys me on daily basis. All of the life that I can remember, I have suffered from tumultuous bouts of anxiety. As I have grown older and taller my anxiety has grown right along with me. I thought of getting the assistance of psychologists, psychiatrists, acupuncturists, astrologers, chiropractors, meditations teachers and prostitutes. But I could not. That also because of my anxiety.At times certain modalities have been more helpful than others but for the most part my tempestuous anxiety has stalked me like a revengeful lover. I have been held victim by an anxiety so strong that the most menacing of closet or basement monsters pails in comparison. I feel being claustrophobic.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Paparazzi and Suchitra Sen

Paparazzi is a plural term (paparazzo being the singular form) for photographers who take candid photographs of celebrities, usually by relentlessly shadowing them in their public and private activities. Celebrities claiming to have been hounded by such photographers often use "paparazzi" and even "stalkarazzi" as a pejorative term.
News agencies commonly use the word in a broader sense to describe all photographers who take pictures of notable people.

Suchitra Sen, a pronouned indian (read bengali, as most of her creation are depicted on the bengali screen) actress is in hospital and photographers all around are waiting at the hospital to grasp a snap and to publish it for a huge bucks. Currently I am not debating on the topic of privacy that one needs in his or her life. But I'm more interested to know who wants to see her photographs. I'm not. Well, she was a great actress, she presented us good pieces on movies, we enjoyed them and perhaps we will be doing so in the future. But under any circumstances I don't want to know what she is doing today. With all respect to her, we imagine Suchitra Sen as the characters played by the mighty talents of acting. But in reality she is not those characters. She is common human being just like you and me and there is no exaggeration that you will be overwhelmed by. If Zeenat Aman were hospitalized, would it be that much of a news?

No, surely it would not be. By enshrouding herself, she has created a strange attraction towards herself, especially for the media. Old age is a part of our life. As gerontologists say, daring from it is a psychological disorder and it is called gerantophobia . I don't know what is going on in her mind. If she is practicing the philosophies of Vedanta, it's well and good. Otherwise ...

Anirban Naskar
http://www.jobgool.com

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Should Orkut Allow "Scrap to All" ?

These days, I receive tons of junk scraps in my scrapbox.
The above sentence is weired as junk and scraps are synonymous, literally and figuratively and there no word called scrapbox.
Anyway these infamous feature is well known in case of e-mails. These days, Orkut has become a part of our life and we can not live without it. By allowing its the users to scrap to all is surely a malfeasance from them(Orkut). Each time, I open my scrapbook first what I do is delete such scraps, like what we do after opening our mailboxes. The problem is that here you can not spam a particular sender, because in that way you are proscribing him or her to send you further scraps. May be the junk scrap that you are getting is coming from your very best friend. All we need is an general awareness to stop practicing this activity. Once you copy and paste that java script in your browser and press enter, you start sending the scraps to everyone in your friend-list.



Anirban Naskar
http://www.jobgool.com