Airtel: Welcome to Airtel, my name is Reshmi. How can I help you?
Myself: Hi Reshmi, I want to discontinue the Hello Tunes service in my phone. Could you please tell me how can I do that?
Reshmi: May I know, sir, why do you want to discontinue it?
Myself: It's becoming too costly for me. 30 Rs. per month is no cheap for me.
Reshni: Sir, we can give you an offer. I will make you unsubscribed and subscribed to the same service and you will get the service for six months at a meagre cost of Rs 15.
Myself: Thank you for the offer, but currently I am unable to bear the cost.
Reshmi: Sir, for last three months you have been paying more than 600 Rs per month and 15 Rs is too low compared to that.
Myself: Little drops of water, little grains of sand, make the mighty ocean and the pleasant land.
Reshmi: I am sorry ?!#%$
Myself: Nothing. The tring tring sounds better to me than the Another Brick.
Reshmi: We have wide range of songs, sir.
Myself(rudely): I, simply, don't want that service.
Reshmi: OK Sir. Please type STOP and send it to 121.
Myself: Thank you.
I recalled my interview days. But her voice was sweeter than the people who interviewed me.